There's a local media "reporter" (at least that's what she calls herself) and how do I put this? Oh, what the hell, the woman frickin STINKS!! And I'm not only referring to her journalistic abilities. You can literally SMELL her from across the room. I ain't lyin.
How do you get a smelly person to understand the extent of their offensiveness? Her appearance not only SMELLS bad but it looks bad, too. Her clothes look as nasty as she smells.
Isn't this lack of personal hygiene a clearcut sign of mental illness? Instead of OCD she gots the BOD (Bodily Odor Dysfunction).