I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever!" I exclaimed.
"Sorry. I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that," she answered.
Smiling slyly, I then said: "Fine. I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their . . . .!"
As she narrowed her eyes and tightened her mouth, she replied, "You crafty bas . . . . . . ."