We've been working on ideas for pink t-shirts around here:
"Do the crime and do not think, you'll do the time in the pink."
"In Mason County, Texas -
Drunk driving fine . . . . $1,500
Attorneys' fees . . . . . $2,500
Court costs . . . . . $125
Doing time in a pink jail . . . Priceless!"
"I did time in the Mason County Jail and all I got was this lousy pink t-shirt."
"If found, please return the Mason County Jail."
Front: "Inmate #8967453"
Back: "Not so Pretty in Pink."
And Hubby's new theme song? "Pink" by Aerosmith.
(just this once I wish Blogger had audio loop on it)